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Jack-o-Lantern Collection

Left to right: 2003 JAKKS Pacific, Gemmy Industries Corp, Halloween Factory Animated Stirring Witch, 1993 Trendmasters, "Made in China" Animated Talking Pumpkin, light-senor Animated Talking Witch Head.

1994 Spearhead & 1997 The Paper Magic Group, Inc

Rite Aid: looking SPOOKY Skeleton Toy Figures

Did someone say "Sepia tones"?

Some of the skeletons are very wonky and warped, making them difficult to stand-up, unless they are leaning up against something.  They are made of a hard plastic, and some of the figures have some plastic flecks.  Overall, at $2 for 16 figures, not bad in a pinch. 

Dollar Tree: Greenbriar Zombie Figurines 2017

Now for some movie magic, a la Romero style:

October Friday the 13th, 2017

Jack 'o Monkey?

Dollar Tree!

 Whoa, check out those graphics!

Great seasonal sweaters!

Spirit Halloween: Zombiepocalypse Action Set AKA "Green Zombie Family"

They were marked at $4.99, but they were actually rang up to at $2.

 Here they are in the rotting flesh!

 Psychopath Guy.  With severed head a human flesh mask.

 The Kids. Is she scared, or just hungry?

 Hello Zombie Nurse. With arm in tow.

 The Biter. Contrary to popular belief, zombies will eat more than brains.

 The Freaks.  No armed man and zombie Hulk Hogan with a flesh tear?

 Tripod.  Mangy mutt, zombie dogs seem to retain their speed in death.

AND, Barrel Full O' Zombie!

Overall a fantastic set of zombies!  And for less than 25 cents a piece, you really can't go wrong here!  Stay tuned for more new zombie minifigure reviews.

2017 Cringe Worthy Halloween Costume

Halloween City 2017 Cringefest

 The crapfest begins with Captain Poop!

 Nope.

 $60...

 Hippie costume.

 Honey, I have the perfect couples Halloween costume, it's "the breast"!  Har har har!

 Why?

 What am I even looking at here?  Plastic Botchery? Yikes!

 There is nothing sexy about a woman dressing up like Mario.  Or a "Perky Plumber".

 This one is on the fence.  The Baby costume can be innocent enough, but it is dangerously close to being in fetish territory.

 More fetish stuff.  This is not what Halloween is about.

Spirit Halloween 2017 Cringefest

Spirit Halloween set the bar low.  This one wins the shameful crown of most distasteful Halloween costume of 2017.  I mean seriously, that's messed up.

 More literal crap costumes!  Poop emoji, will your smell forever linger?

 Not distasteful, just lame.

 I don't even "get" this one.

 No.

Woopie Cushion guy is the life of the party! POOOT!

So these are the trashiest costumes I saw in person this year.  What utter gabage did you unearth this year?