Wednesday, April 2, 2014

DI Treasures Heads in a New Direction

Good morrow dear readers! I, the DI Treasurer have decided to turn things around here. As I start a new business venture it has become abundantly clear that I am just too old for all this toy nonsense. As of this Saturday I will be selling every last scarp of toy refuse for cheap at our Grand Family Garage Sale Extravaganza. Every last LEGO brick, plush creature, video game console, and action figure must go! It's just way to distracting and isn't compatible with running an enterprise! 

Just look how ridiculous I look. So unprofessional!

From now on I will feature only bargain dress clothes and blazers found at my local DI. I may also feature the occasional piece of office equipment as well as offer sound and affordable business advice. So mark your calendars and be ready to earn millions (of dollars) and forget all those silly toys! [They're only worth the money you can get for them on eBay]

16 comments:

  1. Once again, in true Mason fashion I'm late! This post report was due yesterday! I'm FIRED!

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    1. It's okay. You're still a sharp dressed Mouseketeer.

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    2. Hahaha, thanks! I appreciate that. :)

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    1. I thought it rather appropriate, lol! :D

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  3. Oh thank goodness this was an April first post... whew!

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    1. Heh heh, yeah. I was a little late there. :)

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  4. I was like... whaaa? lol You got me good!

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    1. I don't think I'll ever stop being a toy nerd. Though y professional life makes it harder and harder to find the time to enjoy my hobbies, I'll always hang on to my childhood!

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  5. HAHAHA nothing like an April Fools joke on April 2nd - who's the fool now?!?! ;)

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    1. Haha, I know! I was all like "oh no, I'm too late! Oh well."

      That's why I added that extra comment of mine, lol. :D

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  6. You're sooooo late! (says the girl who reads the post 3 days after published)
    Silly boy, we'll never grow up ;)

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    1. You're never to late to celebrate any holiday. :) Or to early!

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  7. Mason. Update your blog dude.

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    1. Says the pot to the kettle ;)

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    2. I know, this has to change! Good news, I'm coming back into blogging activity. Baby steps to blogging again. :)

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