Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Creepmas 2017 Day 13: The Munsters Scary Little Christmas

This year Santa and my wife got me some fun gifts. Among my gifts was The Munsters Scary Christmas circa 1996.  


The Munsters Scary Little Christmas 
10 Best Moments 
(Spoiler Alert)
1. Herman Munster is upset because he never gets to hear a complete Christmas carol, since the carolers run away in fear as soon as they see him.
2. Herman Munster bellows in fear at the sight of fire.
3. The Munsters' prize winning Christmas decorations
4. The Munsters' Christmas Tree
5. The Marquis De Sade Dungeon Action Playset (Eddie Munster's Christmas present), as seen on page 666 of the Fears and Roebuck Holiday Nightmare Catalogue.
6. Santa is turned into a giant fruit cake, and is almost eaten!
7. A biker gang is used as makeshift reindeer.  One of the bikers is promised a "choo-choo".
8. Santa's elves construct a toy making machine that reads Herman's thoughts in order to create toys.  
9. Herman losses his job and tries his hand at a variety of professions, hilarity ensues. 
10. As a thank you to the Munsters for saving Christmas, Santa causes it to snow just over the Munsters mansion.

If you like campy Creepmas fun you will love The Munsters Scary Little Chrismas.  Scary Creepmas everyone!





Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Creepmas 2017 Day 12: Krampus in The Corner

I didn't die, I survived Creepmas.  I just got really busy, but who's gonna know?  I can schedule this to post on 12/12.  Anyways, I wanted to share a fun little Kickstarter project that I found: Krampus in The Corner.  A parody of the annoying Elf on The Shelf, complete with a cute little Krampus and a children's style picture book.  The creators give fair warning, the book is a little to scary and violent for children.


 
I'm glad this Kickstarter reached its goal.  I was sad to see Warpo Toy's "Don't Cuddle The Krampus" project fall short a few years ago.  Krampus in The Corner is available now to keep tabs on all the naughty children.
 

Monday, December 11, 2017

Creepmas 2017 Day 11: Clown in The Closet

The Halloween version of Elf on The Shelf.  Sounds much more fun than Elf on The Shelf!  Check it out as part of Chadtronic's FNAF review:

Skip ahead to 8:34 for the Clown in The Closet review

Sunday, December 10, 2017

Creepmas 2017 Day 10: Z-Bots Toytivity

I have created a "toytivity" the past few years.  Some better than others.  This year's toytivity features an all Z-Bots/Voids cast.

 Manger Scene: Fisher Price Play Family Farm barn

 Shepherds: Combatz, Simptox, Radial, & Centoid

 3 Wisemen: Blastor, Jawbreaker, & Tiddo

 Mary & Joseph: Linkbots Orj (KFC version) & Tor
Manger animals: Linkbot E-ra, & Turbocon

 Baby Jesus in craddle: Skoutt in the Ballistic Bomber

Angel: Skydragon


2016 Toytivity

Friday, December 8, 2017

Creepmas 2017 Day 8: Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa


I feel this has to be a troll movie, but here are the supposed facts per awful-movies.wikia.com:

Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa is a musical CGI Christmas TV movie from Wolf Tracer Studios Inc. and J Rose Productions and directed by Colin Slater that aired on The WB on November 25, 2002. It was never aired again after that due to it being critically panned. As a result, it was lost for 13 years until it was found and uploaded online.



More insight from awful-movies.wikia.com:

Why It Sucks

  1. Very low animation quality, especially the characters' movements.
  2. Abysmal CGI that could give an early PSone game a run for its money. The character models are blocky and look unfinished with awkward facial expressions and backgrounds that look really ugly.
  3. Lazy lip-synching.
  4. Unoriginal storyline typical of many christmas movie. (I would add a non-sensical storyline, with loads of unbelievable dialog)
  5. Stereotypical characters.
  6. Horrid songs.
  7. Loads of filler.
  8. The main character Grandma speaks in a jumbled up and backwards manner, yet the characters can all understand her. This was an error or glitch that was never noticed.
  9. The film wastes the voice talents of Jodi Benson, Paige O'Hara, Nancy Cartwright, Grey DeLisle and Mark Hamill, as he only appears in two scenes with only eight lines.

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Creepmas 2017 Day 7: The Original Nightmare Before Christmas Poem

Before the film was created, Tim wrote the fun little poem.  Inspired by all the Christmas merchandise that would start hogging shelves before Halloween was even over.


Originally, Patrick Stewart was going to narrate for the film adaptation, but it was scrapped for some reason.  A few little tidbits were lost from Patrick Stewart's monologues, although no Mr. Oogie Boogie is to be found in the original poem.  If you're a true Nightmare Before Christmas fan, it is well worth a listen.  I would also highly recommend reading the original book with Tim Burton's original art work.




Lastly, the original soundtrack has this little gem.  Once again, Patrick Stewart provides narration.

Yes, Jack and Sally had Skeleton children, and of course they formed a xylophone band!

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Creepmas 2017 Day 6: Charlie Brown Bone Shaker

Hot Wheels came out with a great Peanuts series and, of course, my favorite vehicle is the Charlie Brown Boneshaker!














Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Creepmas 2017 Day 5: Sesame Street: Sharing Things, The Walking Gingerbread, & Furry Potter and The Goblet of Cookies


Sesame Street continues to impress with their parodies on YouTube!  Check out these Stranger Things Season 2 and Walking Dead parodies.  Instant Creepmas classics for children of all ages!



 
 

 

Monday, December 4, 2017

Creepmas 2017 Day 4: Krampus Funko Pop

Exclusive to Hot Topic, I happened to come across this Krampus Pop!  I still do not own a single Pop, I probably never will, but if someone gifted me a Krampus Pop I wouldn't complain.

Note: Upon further research, just the flocked Krampus is exclusive to Hot Topic.  Of course, this is Funko we are talking about, there are 10+ versions of this new Krampus Pop)



Sunday, December 3, 2017

Creepmas 2017 Day 3: Walmart Alien "Believe" T-Shirt

Found this awesome ugly sweater style T-shirt at Walmart the other day (just $5!).  Snapped a pic, selfie in my bathroom style.




Friday, December 1, 2017

Creepmas 2017 Day 1: Mix Tape

May it chill your bones this fine Creepmas season.


Side A

1. Winter's Majesty - Nox Arcana Intro
2. Winter's Majesty - Aquilon's Wish
3. Psych-Out Christmas - Silent Night - Quintron & Miss Pussycat
4. Nightmare Revisited - Nabbed - The Yoshida Brothers
5. Gingerbread Man - The Residents

Side B

1. Psych-Out Christmas - Christmas Monster Party - Len Maxwell
2. The Police - Every Breath You Take (Audio) - Stranger Things 2
3. Psych-Out Christmas - Jingle Bell Rock - Quintron & Miss Pussycat
4. Weird Al Yankovic: In 3-D - Nature Trail To Hell
5. Surprise Eggs! - Do Not Hold On To It - Ulsa


Creepmas 2016 Mix Tape

Friday, October 20, 2017

Jack-o-Lantern Collection

Left to right: 2003 JAKKS Pacific, Gemmy Industries Corp, Halloween Factory Animated Stirring Witch, 1993 Trendmasters, "Made in China" Animated Talking Pumpkin, light-senor Animated Talking Witch Head.

1994 Spearhead & 1997 The Paper Magic Group, Inc









Sunday, October 15, 2017

Rite Aid: looking SPOOKY Skeleton Toy Figures


Did someone say "Sepia tones"?




Some of the skeletons are very wonky and warped, making them difficult to stand-up, unless they are leaning up against something.  They are made of a hard plastic, and some of the figures have some plastic flecks.  Overall, at $2 for 16 figures, not bad in a pinch. 


Friday, October 13, 2017