Let’s all take a deep breath this week and let off a little steam. This week’s assignment for the League of Extraordinary Bloggers is… — Pet peeves.
I really like this weeks assignment. It reminds me of something I read in MAD magazine once. Well, if there's something my honey and I like, it's a good list, and I have a butt load of pet peeves, so here goes nothin'! This will be my longest post ever!
When someone calls LEGO bricks "Legos".
When my wife makes me drop whatever I'm doing and kill a spider for her.
When my daughter pulls my arm hairs.
(I'm gonna catch a lot of flak for this one.) When people talk about The Big Bang Theory like it's so funny and amazing. It isn't and it's not! Watch the IT crowd! Moss is hilarious! Sheldon is NOT FUNNY!!!
When people say "BAZINGA"!
When Netflix only has one season of a great show. Come on, you only have season one of Samurai Jack!? Why Netflix? WHY!?
When someone asks me my name and they think I answered "Macy" or "Jason".
When great cartoons, like Adventure Time and Regular show, have toys that are made by jazwares. JAZWARES!? WHY!? Worst toy company ever!
LEGO copycat brands.
Impossible to open packaging.
When you can't hear someone and they say "you never listen to me!"
Overly stringent cut-off times for the McDonald's breakfast menu.
When I find a long hair in my food.
When someone starts smoking right next to me.
When I'm trick-or-treating and someone says,"What are you supposed to be?"
When I'm trick-or-treating and someone says,"Aren't you too old for this?"
When I tell someone I'm going to Comic Con and they ask,"What is Comic Con?"
When I'm buying toys and the cashier asks who they're for and I tell them they're for myself and then they look a me as though to say,"Oh...weirdo."
When I tell people that I blog and they don't know what a blog is.
When old folks complain about how much better things were in "the good old days".
How things aren't as good as they were in the good old days.
When people think anything that is animated is "just kid's stuff".
When you almost beat a video game, die, and then have to start from the very beginning. RAGE QUIT!
When someone becomes way overly competitive when playing video games/sports/board games.
When people get way too carried away with a list.
When people hide corny jokes within their lists.
People that think anything fiction is a waste of time and that only non-fiction books are worth reading.
When someone says,"Video games will rot your brain out!"
When someone says,"TV will rot your brain out!"
When someone says,"Candy will rot your teeth out!"
When someone says,"You shouldn't eat meat, it's bad for you!"
When someone says,"I was a total nerd in high school!" and they totally weren't.
When people are sarcastic
When someone is overly sensitive.
When I get called into work on my day off.
When I get called into work early.
A messy house.
Bad hair days.
Mowing the lawn.
When you wake up and your arm's asleep.
When your foot falls asleep.
When someone reads over my shoulder aloud.
Facebook poke wars.
When someone almost immediately after meeting me calls me "shy".
Someone laughing at their own jokes.
When popcorn gets stuck in your teeth.
When my teeth get stuck together and I can't open my mouth because I bit down on a Jolly Rancher really hard for about 10 seconds.
When it hurts to laugh and people keep making you laugh.
Trying to hold in a laugh.
When my fingernails get to long.
Carpal tunnel from typing and video games.
When I can't find lost items.
When someone says,"I hate to say I told you so."
When baby keeps me up all night.
When the barber messes up my haircut.
When I pour a bowl of cereal and then find there's no milk.
When the word "there" and "their" are used incorrectly.
Clip show episodes.
When a cricket is loose in my room.
The Head On commercial.
The peanut butter jelly time Lunchables commercial.
The way Jar Jar Binks talks!
Everything about Scrappy Doo!
Pitfalls in Animal Crossing.
When old people try to use hip slang.
Getting Rick Rolled on Youtube.
Loosing action figure accessories.
The Annoying Orange cartoon series.
"10 minutes of ____" videos on youtube.
Okay, I'm gonna stop there. Man, I'm easily annoyed. I guess I'm not the only one though!
Brian of Cool and Collected lays down some of his pet peeves of TV watching.
Check out some pet peeves regarding unreturned shopping carts, movie trailers, and restaurant drink selection at Cavalcade of Awesome!