Friday, December 14, 2018

Vitaminwater Scroll Free Contest

This contest is right up my ally! Even if I don't win, I finally have an excuse to give my wife to ditch the expensive cellphone bill!

Honestly, we don't really all need a cellphone.  We all got on just fine before.

Which leads me to the real reason to ditch the cellphone and go landline: so I can use an awesome 80's phone!  My dream landline phones:
  1. Garfield phone
  2. The Real Ghostbusters phone
  3. As of March 19, 2018 there are still 100,000 working pay phones in America.  I want to use one!  I have spotted a few dead pay phone booths in Salt Lake City, but I don't know of any that still function here.
  4. A red phone
  5. Red lips phone
  6. Gumby phone
  7. Clear plastic phone
  8. Hamburger phone
  9. Hotdog phone
  10. Rotary dial phone
  11. Cool Spot phone
  12. Micky Mouse phone
  13. Pac-Man telephone
  14. Talking Homer Simpson phone
  15. Darth Vader phone
  16. Two tin cans and a string

Are you going to try the no scroll challenge?  If so, what landline phone do you want?

Monday, December 10, 2018

Stranger Things 3

Finally!  Stranger Things 3 is coming!  Check out the teaser trailer

Nothing more than 8 episode titles and a release year, 2019.

Suzie, Do You Copy?
The Mall Rats
The Case of The Missing Lifeguard
The Sauna Test
The Source
The Birthday
The Bite
The Battle of Starcourt

The Starcourt Mall trailer is PURE GOLD!!!

What are your fan theories?

Thursday, December 6, 2018

If anyone out there in cyberspace cares, I have had a fever and chills lately. Here’s what I’ve been up to.

Monday, December 3, 2018

Sunday, December 2, 2018

Snow Gollum 2018

It’s been years since I’ve been able to build a snow Gollum. The snow was finally decent enough this year to throw some snow together and call it good. I used the Shy Guy pumpkin for the head. The kids love him unconditionally.

Do you love the snow, our would you rather spend Creepmas in the tropics?

Saturday, December 1, 2018

Creepmas Mix Tape 2018

It's that time of year again.  Presenting the 2018 Creepmas Mix Tape!  As per usual, just click on the video below to commence with the playlist:

Side A
1. Coral Bells - Krampus
2. Daze Before Christmas (SNES) - Anti-Claus's Theme
3. The Flaming Lips - Christmas at The Zoo
4. Miles Davis & Bob Dorough - Blue Xmas
5. Homestarrunner - Decemberween in July

Side B
1. Heather Noel - Santa Came on a Nuclear Missile
2. Home Alone 2 (NES) - Harry & Marv
3. Nekrogoblikon - Goblin Christmas Armageddon Part I
4. Nekrogoblikon - Goblin Christmas Armageddon Part II
5. Weird Al - Christmas at Ground Zero
What is your favorite Creepmas carol?

I'm a CREEP for The 13 Days of CREEPMAS